EPL – Epic Punch Lines

A collection of epic punch lines from movies, tv series, tv shows, music and music videos etc. Post them here along with the source and your name or twitter handle, share the page with your friends and family on social media get them to vote for your EPL. At the end of the month, the user(s) who posted the EPL with the highest votes get a free movie ticket. T&C – You have to be a registered users on our site to post an EPL so signup now and get started! To vote for simply click on the “+” sign, to vote against simply click on the “-” sign. Let the fun begin.

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“I believe I said bring it back in one piece, not bring back one piece”

Q (Ben Whishaw) to Bond (Daniel Craig) as regards the old Aston Martin in Spectre.

Posted by Me @bennyiteh

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Reporter: Who killed Galavan? Harvey: Which time?

Harvey’s reply to a Reporter during a interview after Theo Galavan was blown up by Penguin in Gotham Season 2. Posted by @iamholukay

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Jim a little tip for next time, always bring the right tools for the Job.

Penguin said this to Jim Gordon in Gotham Season 2 right before Butch blew up Theo Galavan with a RPG. Posted by @iamholukay

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So you don’t know how to use a condom stupid???

Cookie Lyon said this EPL to Hakeem while smacking his head when anika came to tell the family she is pregnant for Hakeem. Posted by @iamholukay

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You need a smart assistant. You need a brain cell!

This EPL is from Empire, when Cookie’s sister (Carol) was complaining about Cookie’s assistant (Porsha), the reply she got from Cookie. Posted by @iamholukay

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And you can go back to been useless. Stop wearing your granddaddy’s suit.

This epic punchline was said by Cookie Lyon to Thirsty (Lucius Lyon’s) lawyer in Season 2 episode 12 of Empire. Posted by @iamholukay

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Does any bank open on saturday? Yes, sperm bank.

Innocent tweet by @fissyfierce and the response she got from @kpanshmasta. Posted by @iamholukay

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If you want cookie’s nookie, ditch the bitch!

This was said by Cookie to Lucius Lyon in Empire season 1 when he was trying to get him to dump anika for her. Posted by Me @iamholukay

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Stop right there or I’ll shoot, You don’t have the guts. I disagree, you this Ukrainian Ben Affleck!

This epic line was from the grimbsy brothers. Check out the trailer to laugh out loud.

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Next time I have an idea like that punch me in the face!

Tyrion Lannister said this to Lord Varys after he went down into the dungeon to set free the remaining two Dragons of Daenerys Targaryen in Game of Thrones Season 6. Posted by @iamholukay

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