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“I believe I said bring it back in one piece, not bring back one piece”
Q (Ben Whishaw) to Bond (Daniel Craig) as regards the old Aston Martin in Spectre.
Posted by Me @bennyiteh
Reporter: Who killed Galavan? Harvey: Which time?
Harvey’s reply to a Reporter during a interview after Theo Galavan was blown up by Penguin in Gotham Season 2. Posted by @iamholukay
Jim a little tip for next time, always bring the right tools for the Job.
Penguin said this to Jim Gordon in Gotham Season 2 right before Butch blew up Theo Galavan with a RPG. Posted by @iamholukay
So you don’t know how to use a condom stupid???
Cookie Lyon said this EPL to Hakeem while smacking his head when anika came to tell the family she is pregnant for Hakeem. Posted by @iamholukay
You need a smart assistant. You need a brain cell!
This EPL is from Empire, when Cookie’s sister (Carol) was complaining about Cookie’s assistant (Porsha), the reply she got from Cookie. Posted by @iamholukay
And you can go back to been useless. Stop wearing your granddaddy’s suit.
This epic punchline was said by Cookie Lyon to Thirsty (Lucius Lyon’s) lawyer in Season 2 episode 12 of Empire. Posted by @iamholukay
Does any bank open on saturday? Yes, sperm bank.
Innocent tweet by @fissyfierce and the response she got from @kpanshmasta. Posted by @iamholukay
If you want cookie’s nookie, ditch the bitch!
This was said by Cookie to Lucius Lyon in Empire season 1 when he was trying to get him to dump anika for her. Posted by Me @iamholukay
Stop right there or I’ll shoot, You don’t have the guts. I disagree, you this Ukrainian Ben Affleck!
This epic line was from the grimbsy brothers. Check out the trailer to laugh out loud.
Next time I have an idea like that punch me in the face!
Tyrion Lannister said this to Lord Varys after he went down into the dungeon to set free the remaining two Dragons of Daenerys Targaryen in Game of Thrones Season 6. Posted by @iamholukay